When children are listening you hate to discuss private matters, especially when it concerns someone they trust. The same is true when talking about the nanny around her. How can you have a private conversation with all these ears listening in? Simple: code names. Having a variety of ways to reference your nanny is an invaluable recourse when it comes to conversations that should be kept between your spouse and yourself. Here are ninety-nine code words your family can use.
Animals
Animal names are always easy. Anything from the overused “The eagle has landed,” to “Mama bear incoming, eta 5 minutes.”
Plants
Plant names can get a little more creative, especially if you are talking about money matters. “I think the rose needs watered more, if we can afford it.”
Foods
As a code name, it doesn’t get any better than food. “I think the bread might need to stay around a little longer next Tuesday because I have to work late.”
Professions
Ironic usage of code names is not beyond us. Any soccer mom can tell you that. “The chauffeur needs to pick up Tommy’s friend tomorrow, don’t forget.”
Objects
Using objects for code names can be a humorous way to discuss important matters. “The table’s looking a little worn, do you think she needs to take a break?”
History
For all those history and mythology nerds out there, a historical acronym could be just what the doctor ordered. “Dante’s got a job ahead of her today. Tommy’s really being a pain!”
Silly
Then there are made-up and just plain silly code names. “Whozits has a party to go to next Friday, so you’ll have to come home early that day.”
Times
When using a time as a code name, you have to be careful not to confuse yourself. “Winter forgot to drop Lilly off at her noon ballet class.”
Emotions
Last but not least, you can go the way of Snow white and the seven dwarves. “Remind Joy to make sure Lilly doesn’t take her bear to school again, please.”
Whatever system you come up with, make sure your spouse knows what the code words are also, or it will be all for naught. Have fun confusing your kids, baffling your nanny, and coming up with your own secret language!
