99 Funny Things Nannies Find on the Job


Being a nanny is not without its perks, and finding things on the job can be a big one simply because of how random and funny some things really are once found.

The Laundry Room

The laundry room is one of those places where the strangest things turn up as you’re emptying pockets or pulling clothes out of the dryer to be folded. How many times have you started going through the pockets of different pants and shirts only to find something that makes your head turn ever so slightly, especially when some of the stuff is coming from the most unlikely people…

  1. Passports
  2. Compass
  3. Flashlight
  4. Headphones
  5. Pliers
  6. Floss
  7. Rubber Gloves
  8. Combination Lock
  9. Superglue
  10. Chess piece
  11. Corkscrew

The Couch

Ah, the hoarder of all things you thought you lost forever. The couch is infamous for holding on to items and effectively hiding them from, releasing them from its grips when you least expect it and at the most inopportune times.

  1. Bones
  2. Petrified Rodents
  3. Dirty Dishes
  4. Diamonds
  5. Juggling Balls
  6. Rolls of Money
  7. Airbag
  8. A Glass Eye
  9. Gun Casings
  10. Magnifying Glass
  11. House Keys

The Medicine Cabinet

People’s medicine cabinets can tell you a lot about them. Especially because a lot of people don’t use medicine cabinets to store medicine anymore, it has become a place to collect random odds and ends.

  1. Door Knob
  2. Candles
  3. Shot glasses
  4. Marbles
  5. Fungal Cream
  6. Plastic Snake
  7. Camera Film
  8. Gummy Vitamins
  9. Lighters
  10. Viagra
  11. Tourniquet

The Refrigerator

Sometimes people put the darndest things in the refrigerator. Just when you thought the family you nanny for couldn’t get any weirder you open up the fridge and find…

  1. Cell phone
  2. Dentures
  3. Barbie
  4. Ny-Quil
  5. Towel
  6. Chewing Tobacco
  7. Snow Globe
  8. Unopened Cereal Boxes
  9. Bleach
  10. Worms
  11. Paint

The Nightstand

Ah the nightstand. Open up a drawer and you’re bound to stumble upon some random little treasures.

  1. Whoopi Cushion
  2. Retainers
  3. Expired Credit Cards
  4. Monopoly Money
  5. Batteries
  6. Sidewalk Chalk
  7. Wash Cloth
  8. Stamps
  9. Earplugs
  10. Empty Water Bottle
  11. Cassette Tapes

The Garage

The garage has turned into one of those deep, dark, black holes that swallows up strange items that you probably didn’t even know you had. Like the aquarium even though you’ve never had fish. Or the ceiling fan that you’re not sure where it came from…

  1. Aquarium
  2. Bamboo Stick
  3. Pogo Stick
  4. Stilts
  5. Skip-It
  6. Magic Cards
  7. Record Player
  8. Free Weights
  9. Ceiling Fans
  10. Mattress Cover
  11. Dart Board

The Office

That room that you call an office but haven’t stepped foot in since you converted it tends to beckon for random trinkets that should probably have been thrown out years ago, and always gives a good laugh to whoever stumbles in and finds them.

  1. Years Old Cup of Coffee
  2. Childhood Trophies
  3. Couch Pillows
  4. Garage Sale Paintings
  5. Fine China
  6. Walkman
  7. Mixed Tapes
  8. Frying Pan
  9. TY Beanie Babies
  10. Christmas Garland
  11. Wigs

The Home Gym

The home gym is one of those rooms that’s made with the best of intentions but usually ends up collecting a fine layer of dust and boxes filled with little surprises.

  1. Track suits
  2. Glow Sticks
  3. Exercise Belts
  4. Walking Poles
  5. High School Yearbooks
  6. Boom Box
  7. Crochet Materials
  8. Old Journals
  9. Cookie Cutters
  10. Halloween Costumes
  11. Graphing Calculator

The Hall Closet

How many times have you been in a panicked frenzy cleaning the house and just shoved an inordinate amount of items into the hall closet to get them out of the way? Pretty sure we’ve all been there and we all forget about that stuff right until that crucial moment when someone opens the door and it all comes tumbling out…

  1. Ski Poles
  2. Wakeboard
  3. Bocce Balls
  4. Homemade Beer Brewing Kit
  5. Test tubes
  6. Snorkeling Goggles
  7. Airsoft Guns
  8. Spy Kits
  9. Encyclopedias
  10. Hair Crimper
  11. Hummingbird Feeder

Houses have a funny way of collecting random odds and ends that you don’t think twice about until someone like your nanny stumbles on them. Thankfully unless it’s something really embarrassing everyone usually gets a pretty good laugh out of it. Especially the nanny.

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