10 Reasons to Elect a Nanny for President


Posted on January 14, 2012 by admin | in Nanny

In this 2012 presidential election year, we feel the time is right to propose an alternative for voters. It’s high time we considered the possibility of putting a nanny in the White House. There are a lot of issues this country needs to address, and we’re betting that a nanny has at least as good a shot as anyone else to deal with them. Here are 10 reasons to elect a nanny for president:

  1. Any nanny, anywhere, has more experience balancing a budget than most politicians.
  2. If she can keep the peace in your house, the UN should be a snap. It should be a walk in the park getting things settled in the Middle East for a nanny who is accustomed to refereeing bouts between toddlers.
  3. Which convention sounds like more fun to you, the one for the Democratic Party, the Republican Party, or the Chucky Cheese Birthday Party?
  4. Let’s face it. After spending some time watching the proceedings on C-SPAN, we’re convinced that it would take someone who knows how to deal with children, to handle Congress.
  5. As far as world hunger is concerned, we’re putting our money on a nanny to make sure everyone is fed.
  6. With regard to the “No Child Left Behind” campaign, we think nannies practically invented it. It starts with a head count as soon as everyone has climbed into the minivan; it follows with making sure everyone gets their homework done.
  7. Wouldn’t it be cool if every year, the President read to us a genuine fairy tale for the State of the Union Address, instead of a made-up one?
  8. There’s a glimmer of hope that, as our nation’s President, a nanny might enact a law requiring everyone in the country to take a daily nap after lunch.
  9. It’s a nanny’s job to move into a house and get things organized and running smoothly within a short period of time.
  10. Nannies are also known to leave their charges in better circumstances than when they were hired. That’s more than you can say for most politicians.

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